Health | A dozen of the most exasperating things every skinny girl can relate to
So, its not like we’re not happy or proud or even consider ourselves lucky to be thin but why is it that every skinny girl is deemed to be skinny as a result of starving herself and avoiding the plunge in the world of calories? Maybe we’re naturally skinny, without trying for it. Guess what! You can be skinny and not have an eating disorder. Haah!
People keep assuming that because our waist is two sizes below theirs we live on water and survive on air. They seem relieved when you say something like, “I watch what I eat.” Then when you add, “But I don’t DIET,” they act like life is so much easier all-around for you. Even though life struggles stem from much more than whatever size you are.
Gosh! Why is a work outs end result always presumed to be getting slim?!
Going to the gym has its own benefits. Some people just can’t seem to fathom that you could work out without the end goal of losing weight. However it’s completely possible a person works out because she cares about her health and enjoys runner’s high, yoga, and sometimes just toning up.
Excuse me i’m all matter, like you, I too take up space. Because of our (reduced) size we’re all made to crush in or relive our horrific childhood sitting on someone’s lap like a baby.
Ummm. No we can’t. Everything Lady Gaga wears? No one can wear that. (Probably not everything because even when Beyoncé herself dressed like a pizza, it was slightly questionable.)
NO. That’s just not true. We get it, we wear a small mostly but not always. The little flesh we have in the right places does require our better judgement of sizes that are not trying to kill us while we breathe.
Of course not, because you just HAVE to think that we survive on self-deprivation. -__-
Gosh why is it important to constantly keep hogging on food just prove that you don’t diet? It is, in some parallel universe, possible that we might have already eaten or may not be hungry at the same moment that you are.
The same place your food goes? And do you really want to get into bowel movements?
Ever heard of a thing called ‘Metabolism Rate’? Yeah, maybe ours is a little higher than yours. And no, its not in our control. And again, no, it is not a competition.
Seriously? Those kids are starving to death without any choice of their own. How horribly heartless are you?
We never knew that the criterion for modelling was just being skinny. What if we’re skinny but socially awkward, well, that wont make a very good model now would it?
Gee, thanks for planning out my future for me. Aunts and relatives make it their sacred duty to worry about our marriage without even having to do anything with it, specially in a place like India, it’s a curse being skinny because we can’t apparently bear kids or manage our marriage because of our natural body type. -_-
Laugh all you want, we literally plan your murder and how to get away with it in our heads while you do.